mr. squawk

the dictionary defines "squawk" as:

1. to utter a loud harsh cry
2. to complain loudly: to complain or protest about something

noisily and annoyingly
3. to cry loudly: to cry or wail loudly and annoyingly
4. to say something loudly and shrilly: to say something in a

loud harsh voice

i do this alot for various reasons, usually because i am quite literally starving. one of the larger humans usually provides me with delicious boobie milk until i quiet down. then, in order to prevent them from being annoyed with me, i like to lay my hands near my face, just so, in order to portray a sense of sweet innocence. occasionally, i might sqeeze one of their fingers to assure them that i am indeed aware of their existence. in a drunken stupor of utter fullness, i am then roused and propped up in some way to help me get some burps out. this is annoying and relieving all at the same time. we do these things every two or three hours around the clock. and that's my life in a nutshell right now . . .

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