mom and dad broke down and bought this nice swing for me, the Neglectomatic 3600. plaid, you ask, plaid!?! well, the choices available were rather slim. the other two consisted of Cherry Bomb (a disgusting bubblegum pink and red ensamble) and Camouflage. dad insists that one was actually a "Jungle theme," but mom knows army propaganda when she sees it.
so, plaid it is.
i realize they bought it for themselves, but i secretly like it. there are six different swing speeds (frankly i favor a 5 or 6 since it causes me to forget why i was even considering fussing) and several enjoyable song selections, including Braham's lullaby, as well as the lovely sound of birds chirping and a babbling brook.
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